
So the question is—do we encourage our progeny to pillage and plunder, or do we condemn piracy?
I know it’s a funny question. Pirates are, by most media accounts, adorable heathens in funny outfits that never cause much real harm. With their gold teeth, dirty braids and scallywag talk, they’re more fun than dangerous. After all, if Johnny Depp is a pirate, something’s got to be good about them.
That said, we’re not oblivious to real pirates today who kidnap, murder, rape and steal. They’ve existed since the seas were able to be sailed. Real pirates are fearsome criminals who may not be much different than serial killers—and as cute as it might be to have your kid say, while sporting an expanded kool-aid grin, “Why so serious?” do we really want to help our children idolize dangerous, destructive people? Read more